Adam Sandler Quotes

1. "Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it."

2. "Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy."

3. "Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!"

4. "My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing."

5. "Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass."