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Love is the Law for Salma
Tue, Oct 25, 2005
Captain hot trousers Jude Law has been on a date with Mexican national dish, Salma Hayek.
And in tangled affairs of the heart, there's sometimes only three little words that'll do:
"YOU LUCKY BASTARD."
There. That's got that off our chests. And speaking of chests, what's all this about sizzler Salma and the part-envied, part-reviled Primrose thrillseeker?
The Sun and the Daily Mirror go large on the Jude and Salma date guff, with the former rag plonking a big pic of "single for months" Salma on its page seven.
And it's the sort of snap that prompts an instant, unified chorus of 'phwoar blimey!' (or the equivalent in Spanish) from anyone who sees it.
Arriva arriva, sexy Mexy lady! And all that...
So what - allegedly - happened, then? Or didn't, perhaps, as it were, in the complex lovelives of the squillionaire Primrose Bores, Jude and Sienna, part 643.
Well, big fat tears and thespy emoting from the Ugg-booted boho beaut after the Jude's snifter with his friend Salma in the city of love, according to two of the clearly-thrilled red-tops.
"Woe Sienna," blubs the Mirror, after the "Livid" lady discovered he'd been clubbing with Salma in Paris the previous night. Sienna then "screamed at her ex-fiance before breaking down and burying her head in his lap".
That last bit must've put a smile on his face.
And all this set-to kicked off, say the papers, while Jude was "having lunch with a pretty brunette" who wasn't, er, pretty brunette Salma.
Soz, blondie: perhaps they're his new thing.
Source: megastar
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