David Spade Quotes

1. "Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible"
2. "In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends"
3. "I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those"
4. "There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all"
5. "You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun"