Jack Black Quotes

1. "Never for a second did I think of myself as the sexiest guy in the world. When I was a kid, I thought I was the strongest man in the world Then, the fastest runner and then the smartest person in the world One by one my delusions got shut down. Now I just see myself as the lamest guy in the world"
2. "There's nothing you can really do to prepare to rock Do you prepare to eat a delicious meal? Are you hungry? Then you're gonna eat it"
3. "If Beethoven and Bach hooked up with Mozart and made a band, they could be a distant runner up to The D"
4. "You're asking me to choose between two children, the one that pays more and the one that I secretly love more With the acting, it's somebody else's brainchild, and I'm just sort of helping flesh it out; with the music, there's a special satisfaction to being the brains behind the operation"
5. "The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills They really nailed how dumb rock can be"