Jack Nicholson Quotes

1. I don't want people to know what I'm actually like. It's not good for an actor.
   - Jack Nicholson

2. Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.
   - Jack Nicholson

3. Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
   - Jack Nicholson

4. People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.
   - Jack Nicholson

5. When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award.
   - Jack Nicholson

6. My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
   - Jack Nicholson

7. Once you've been really "bad" in a movie, there's a certain kind of fearlessness you develop.
   - Jack Nicholson

8. A star on a movie set is like a time bomb. That bomb has got to be defused so people can approach it without fear.
   - Jack Nicholson

9. Just let the wardrobe do the acting.
   - Jack Nicholson

10. There's only two people in your life you should lie to...the police and your girlfriend.
    - Jack Nicholson