Jenny McCarthy Quotes

"I'm not a sex symbol," says the co-host of MTV's Singled Out series and frequent presence this summer on the network's Beach House. "I'm the comedic girl next door and a lot of fun. People don't come up to me and say, Love your butt.' They say, You're funny!'"

"At the Mallrats audition, there were fifteen people just waiting to laugh at me. When I was shutting the door, I could already hear them laughing."

"As a young girl, I used to look at these models and want to kill myself for not having a body like them," she says. "I didn't realize how much help they got from the computer."

"All those girls who were mean to me[in high school], I pay them back by going through the drive-through window and asking for my burger. That feels really great."

"The best thing about a relationship is having someone right there to do it with when your horny"