Russell Brand Quotes

• "Even as a junkie I stayed true [to vegetarianism] - 'I shall have heroin, but I shan’t have a hamburger' What a sexy little paradox"

• "For me happiness occurs arbitrarily: a moment of eye contact on a bus, where all at once you fall in love; or a frozen second in a park where it’s enough that there are trees in the world"

• "To this day, I feel fierce warmth for women that have the same disregard for the social conventions of sexual protocol as I do I love it when I meet a woman and her sexuality is dancing across her face, so it's apparent that all we need to do is nod and find a cupboard"

• "We all need something to help us unwind at the end of the day You might have a glass of wine, or a joint, or a big delicious blob of heroin to silence your silly brainbox of its witterings but there has to be some form of punctuation, or life just seems utterly relentless"

• "I want to change the world, and do something valuable and beautiful I want people to remember me before I'm dead, and then more afterwards"