Sarah Silverman's Quotes

"People are always introducing me as" Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. "I HATE that! I wish people would see me for who I really am- I'm white!"
[on the US-Iraq war of 2003:] "This is not the first time that Europe has been passive while a Jew-hating tyrant with a weird looking mustache killed the people by giving them gas. [Pause.] Obviously I'm talking about Chef Boyardee."